SOME THINGS IN life, only another Chiropractor can understand.
1. Why am I a Chiropractor? Because even Medical Doctors need Heroes. 
2. Here’s what a typical Continuing Education Seminar looks like
3. My reaction when someone says that they haven’t been eating organic or exercising
4. I fully vaccinate my child…said no Chiropractor EVER
5. Chiropractic is a Family Affair: My wife doubles as our Office Manager and Front Office CA. Not to mention our kids help clean rooms and replace face paper after they get home from school.
6. So, after I adjusted this big guy he stood up and said, I cant believe a woman could adjust me that well… I said, ” Ya, just because I have a vagina doesn’t mean I can’t rock your world every day!” 
7. You try that new breakfast recipe on COD? Its killer….
8. You do your morning affirmation yet? Good, now let’s go get in our crossfit workout in before lunch. 
9. WTF is with this whole ICD 10 coding!
10. You go to Cal Jam this year? Ya, me too! Weird thing is that I thought Billy D was bald. I guess I was way off!
11. We all know that celebrities love Chiropractic… even the Terminator
12. I hate American Specialty Health… no serious I freaking hate them! I wish they would show up at my office so I could really tell them what I think of their 23 dollar payouts. Here is how I have to do their intake forms to just get approval for 3 visits.
13. All Chiropractors have a mug that says something like this:
14. We spend every last dollar that we have to go to weird named seminars like: Cal Jam, The Wave, and Dynamic Essentials
15. How many Chiros does it take to screw in a light bulb?
16. You use Facebook? Yes, we all know you do! Because you spend your entire day trying to prove that you are “right” about which way a bone rotates.
17. Congrats recent grad from Chiropractic college in Europe and welcome to our practice. We are a subluxation based practice, so go out there and start saving lives! Ummmm, what is a subluxation?
18. You read COD everyday? Ya, me too…. Hi Pi!
